A Pigpen Cipher is a simple substitution cipher based on the shapes relative to their position on a grid.
In this case I have encoded the last words I would say if I were to die in my least favorite way. This way people who really want to know intimate details about my life can feel like they've earned it and that we've bonded on some level.
If you get the answer post it in the comments. First one to solve it gets a prize.