[UPDATE: This started as an itemized rant of bar customers and which ones need to just knock it off, but I got onto a tangent about tipping and will post the actual list later.]
[FURTHER UPDATE: I decided that the original post just wasn't ... "shiny" enough. 36+ design and drinking hours later I came up with the following info-graphic. I hope you enjoy it.]
Show it to your family, friends, and enemies; cause everyone needs to know this.